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Today, my date's car got towed due to my advice - I told her it was okay to park there. Most expensive date ever...Life Sucks!
pinkerton's avatar pinkerton | miscellaneous
Today, I went to lunch with a vegan friend, who thought I too was a staunch vegan. Starving, I ordered cold chicken breast with fries. She said, “How can you eat that?” I said, “I’ve never been an ‘according to Hoyle’ vegan: I don’t like card games and I do like chicken.” She walked out. Life sucks!
ThePuddle's avatar ThePuddle | miscellaneous
Today, I've gotten rejected by yet another guy. It took me months and months to get over my ex-boyfriend, who broke my heart and ruined my life. Finally, I met someone great who could make me forget him. Now, after 2 awesome times spent together...he's stopped calling. Life Sucks!
TypicalMe's avatar TypicalMe | love
Today, I was thinking about how, as a teen, I had a vaginal discharge, a result of puberty for some girls. My mother used to take my panties and shove them into my friend's faces to show them what a pig I was to stain my panties in that way. Life Sucks!
suckstress's avatar suckstress | miscellaneous
Today, I lost my 14th job in two years for the same reason that I always get fired - Sleeping in and showing up late. I probably deserve it, but hey, I can't help it! Life Sucks!
sleepyhead's avatar sleepyhead | work
Today, I robbed a store. Racing down the street, I saw a cop’s lights flashing behind me. Scared, I tried to turn, but ended up wrapping my car around a pole. Crawling from the wreckage, a cop pointed a gun at me, saying, “You’re lucky to be alive.” I said, “Let me think that one over.” Life sucks!
ThePuddle's avatar ThePuddle | work
Today, I left work early because of a toothache, found a dentist who charges on a sliding scale (I'm poor), was accidentally scheduled on their lunch, and then 1 hour and 85 dollars later the dentist tells me, "Yeah, that tooth needs to come out. We can get you all fixed up on the next available appointment...in a month." Life Sucks!
me's avatar me | money
Today, I was driving in traffic with my puppy in my lap when I looked down and realized she had puked all over my dress and my car seat. I had to sit in it for 15 minutes before I could pull over and had nothing to clean it with so I had to spend the rest of the day with vomit on my dress and all over the front of my car. Life sucks!
orangechickenorange's avatar orangechicken... | miscellaneous
Today, I went to a bar and met a really cute guy. We had a nice conversation, until I turned around to leave and walked out of the bar...I realized just then that my skirt was tucked into my underwear. I don't think he'll call. Life Sucks!
dumb princess's avatar dumb princess | stupid
Today, the girl I have a crush on called me out of the blue. She asked me to hang out. I took her to dinner, and she asked if I wanted to chill at her place...I was too nervous to do much other than watch TV. Life Sucks!
toonervous's avatar toonervous | miscellaneous
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