Ranking: Submissions ranked according to votes for "Your Life Really Sucks!"
Today, I was thinking about how, as a teen, I had a vaginal discharge, a result of puberty for some girls. My mother used to take my panties and shove them into my friend's faces to show them what a pig I was to stain my panties in that way. Life Sucks!
Your life really sucks! (51)
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Today, I tried to impress a friend by taking the top of her beer with my teeth. A tooth broke, and her white skirt was splashed with blood and beer... The worst is that the beer is still not open. Life sucks!
Today, I went to lunch with a vegan friend, who thought I too was a staunch vegan. Starving, I ordered cold chicken breast with fries. She said, “How can you eat that?” I said, “I’ve never been an ‘according to Hoyle’ vegan: I don’t like card games and I do like chicken.” She walked out. Life sucks!
Today, I had a horrible evening. I was really upset and it took hours for me to fall asleep. After I finally did, I woke up and heard something. I looked and saw my dog lifting his leg and peeing all over my carpet and my door. I had to go clean it and couldn't fall asleep again for ages. Life Sucks!
Today, I was driving in traffic with my puppy in my lap when I looked down and realized she had puked all over my dress and my car seat. I had to sit in it for 15 minutes before I could pull over and had nothing to clean it with so I had to spend the rest of the day with vomit on my dress and all over the front of my car. Life sucks!
Today, I got a text from my mom that was supposed to be for my stepfather. It said: “Tonight my daughter’s staying at her friend’s house, wanna do it in her room?” Life Sucks!
Today, I was riding my bike when I saw this gorgeous girl. I tried to slow down to look at her when my wheel hit a dead pigeon on the road and I wiped out. The force of the bike threw the squashed bird up in the air and right after I fell on the road, it fell on me. She stopped to help but I guess decided not to when she saw I was covered in pigeon guts. She ran away and I'll probably get bird flu. Life Sucks!
Today, my date's car got towed due to my advice - I told her it was okay to park there. Most expensive date ever...Life Sucks!
