Your life sucks? Say it!

Today, I went to a bar and met a really cute guy. We had a nice conversation, until I turned around to leave and walked out of the bar...I realized just then that my skirt was tucked into my underwear. I don't think he'll call. Life Sucks!

Today, I was walking my dog and he took a crap on the sidewalk. I had run out of plastic bags but it was only one turd so I figured, okay I'll just sneak away and not tell anyone. On my way back home I wasn't paying attention and stepped in something. I looked down to see what it was - I'm sure you can guess. I know I deserved it but still...Life Sucks!

Today, I get into the subway and start staring at a really very smart guy. I was still staring at him until the next stop, when the doors, against which I was standing, posing, got open and made me fall. Out of the subway. Life sucks!

Today, I was so stressed out, that I made the wrong choice. Instead of putting in my son's bag the prepared meal in the fridge, I took the first bag coming out, raw meat. He's gone for two days and he is five years old. Life sucks!

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around, and my techie boyfriend thought it would be funny to say, “open your USB ports, here comes my memory stick!” Life Sucks!

Today, I was jerking off in the train bathroom when the conductor knocked on the door. I was almost done so I waited to open the door, but didn't realize that he had a key...I found myself looking at him and three other passengers. The worst thing was that I didn't have a ticket...Life Sucks!

Today, my real estate agent came to look at the house. He opened the door to my bedroom and I was in there…jerking off. Life Sucks!

Today, I brought a girl back to the apartment I share with my two best friends. While we were messing around, she asked, "you're not afraid we'll make too much noise?" Without thinking about it, I replied, "Don't worry, they're used to it." Life Sucks!