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Today, I was riding my bike when I saw this gorgeous girl. I tried to slow down to look at her when my wheel hit a dead pigeon on the road and I wiped out. The force of the bike threw the squashed bird up in the air and right after I fell on the road, it fell on me. She stopped to help but I guess decided not to when she saw I was covered in pigeon guts. She ran away and I'll probably get bird flu. Life Sucks!
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