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Today, Charlotta and I tried to beat the heat wave with an Applebee’s eat wave and a garbage bag full of beer. After hours of eating and drinking, I lit a cigarette. One woman, piqued, gave me an ugly look and said, “If you can’t put down the cheesecake, at least put out the cigarette.” Life sucks!
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