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Today, at my flight attendant job, I saw a man, clearly drunk, struggling with his armrest. I asked if he needed anything and he said a screwdriver. I brought him a Phillips-head, and he looked at me and said, "What would you have brought me if I had asked for a Bloody Mary, you half-wit?" Life Sucks!

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That's very Fawlty Towers of you!
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