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Today, I was cooking up breakfast on a hotplate on top of my toilet, like I usually do. The eggs were coming up good, when all of a sudden my penis slipped out of my boxer shorts and flopped onto the hotplate. Life Sucks!
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| dude that really must hurts |
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lifesucks23 | 81 days ago |
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