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Today, I tried to impress a friend by taking the top of her beer with my teeth. A tooth broke, and her white skirt was splashed with blood and beer... The worst is that the beer is still not open. Life sucks!

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I call foul! How did her skirt get splashed with blood and beer if the beer wasn't open?

;) GOTCHA!
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The eye of the lynx.. ! Well done ;)
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