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Today, I overdosed on crazy glue. I fell asleep with 3 tubes in my mouth & passed out w/ my mouth glued shut. I was rushed to the hospital and had my lips pried open w/ a chisel & ball-peen hammer. When I woke up, the Doc said, "Son, are you hooked on crazy glue?" I said, "No. I'm stuck." Life sucks
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