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Today, I robbed a store. Racing down the street, I saw a cop’s lights flashing behind me. Scared, I tried to turn, but ended up wrapping my car around a pole. Crawling from the wreckage, a cop pointed a gun at me, saying, “You’re lucky to be alive.” I said, “Let me think that one over.” Life sucks!
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