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Today, I went to lunch with a vegan friend, who thought I too was a staunch vegan. Starving, I ordered cold chicken breast with fries. She said, “How can you eat that?” I said, “I’ve never been an ‘according to Hoyle’ vegan: I don’t like card games and I do like chicken.” She walked out. Life sucks!

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