Your life sucks? Say it!

Today, a girl I've been chatting with for over a year right now and who I really love told me: "I'm feeling bad, i have some problems with my boyfriend." She never said anything about having one before. Life Sucks!

Today, I was on my first date with a girl I've had a crush on for ages. I had to sneeze and held my nose but not tightly enough - snot flew out onto my hand. As I was thinking of a way to get it off without her noticing, she made her first move and grabbed my hand. Life Sucks!

Today, I've gotten rejected by yet another guy. It took me months and months to get over my ex-boyfriend, who broke my heart and ruined my life. Finally, I met someone great who could make me forget him. Now, after 2 awesome times spent together...he's stopped calling. Life Sucks!

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I invited all her friends to her place as part of a surprise party. Around 8PM, her door opened and we heard a man’s voice, “I want you so bad right now.” My girlfriend said, “we’re going to celebrate just the two of us, that bastard forgot my birthday and went to go watch football with his buddies.” Life Sucks!

Today, my girlfriend left me for a guy she met on World of Warcraft. Life Sucks!

Today, no in fact for the last two years, I have been in a long-distance relationship. We see each other for one week during each school vacation. It works really well. Except that there has not been ONE SINGLE WEEK that we’ve seen each other where I haven’t been having my period. Life Sucks!

Today, I got two texts from my girlfriend. The first one was her telling me that our relationship was over, and the second was to say that she’d sent it to the wrong person. Life Sucks!

Today, I wanted to surprise my husband by coming home from a business trip earlier than planned. I came in and realized that he made dinner himself, with champagne and roses. I went to go find him in the kitchen, and he asked, “You weren’t supposed to be home until tomorrow, right?” Life Sucks!