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Today, I was late for a job interview. Unkempt & wearing an ill-fitting suit, the interviewer said to me, "Though you are unhandsome, this misfortune doesn’t confer a right to appear disheveled. Any respect for my opinion would require you to mitigate nature's failure by dressing well." Life sucks!
Your life really sucks! (15)
You deserve it! (4)
Today, my husband of 5 years got fired from his job that he held for 9 months - his first job since we got married. His last paycheck before he got fired bounced and the last one he should of gotten he never got because is boss is ripping him off. Life Sucks!
Today, my date's car got towed due to my advice - I told her it was okay to park there. Most expensive date ever...Life Sucks!
Today, I went to lunch with a vegan friend, who thought I too was a staunch vegan. Starving, I ordered cold chicken breast with fries. She said, “How can you eat that?” I said, “I’ve never been an ‘according to Hoyle’ vegan: I don’t like card games and I do like chicken.” She walked out. Life sucks!
Today, I was thinking about how, as a teen, I had a vaginal discharge, a result of puberty for some girls. My mother used to take my panties and shove them into my friend's faces to show them what a pig I was to stain my panties in that way. Life Sucks!
Today, I was driving in traffic with my puppy in my lap when I looked down and realized she had puked all over my dress and my car seat. I had to sit in it for 15 minutes before I could pull over and had nothing to clean it with so I had to spend the rest of the day with vomit on my dress and all over the front of my car. Life sucks!
Today, the girl I have a crush on called me out of the blue. She asked me to hang out. I took her to dinner, and she asked if I wanted to chill at her place...I was too nervous to do much other than watch TV. Life Sucks!
Today, I was riding my bike when I saw this gorgeous girl. I tried to slow down to look at her when my wheel hit a dead pigeon on the road and I wiped out. The force of the bike threw the squashed bird up in the air and right after I fell on the road, it fell on me. She stopped to help but I guess decided not to when she saw I was covered in pigeon guts. She ran away and I'll probably get bird flu. Life Sucks!
