http://www.life-hard.com/ Yor life sucks? Say it! en-us Today, a girl I've been chatting with for over a year right now and who I really love told me: "I'm feeling bad, i have some problems with my boyfriend." She never said anything about having one before. Life Sucks! miss her Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:18:06 -0500 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1089 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1089 Today, it's raining and I was just out walking my dog. A taxi came up and moved over on purpose to drive through a huge puddle near the curb, soaking me from my hair to my shoes. I wonder what diseases you can get from street-water in your eyes? Life Sucks! orangechickenorange Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:28:34 -0500 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1088 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1088 Today, I was late for a job interview. Unkempt & wearing an ill-fitting suit, the interviewer said to me, "Though you are unhandsome, this misfortune doesn’t confer a right to appear disheveled. Any respect for my opinion would require you to mitigate nature's failure by dressing well." Life sucks! ThePuddle Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:11:39 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1087 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1087 Today, my husband of 5 years got fired from his job that he held for 9 months - his first job since we got married. His last paycheck before he got fired bounced and the last one he should of gotten he never got because is boss is ripping him off. Life Sucks! Samcookie411 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:28:49 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1086 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1086 Today, I'm 22, I missed the deadline last year to get money for college this year, so I have to spend another year working at my low paying dead-end job. I have no friends because I'm stuck in a very high-class town and I'm very poor. So people frown upon me. Life sucks. Cp Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:43:30 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1085 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1085 Today, I'm getting more and more frustrated about this problem: I was with a girl for 5 years and never had problems with sex. After breaking up with her 5 months ago, every new girl I try and hook up with ends up being disappointed. For some reason, when its time to have sex, my "peter" decides it doesn't want to work. I am only 25 years old. Life Sucks. Jean Meyer Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:57:56 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1084 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1084 Today, I was on my first date with a girl I've had a crush on for ages. I had to sneeze and held my nose but not tightly enough - snot flew out onto my hand. As I was thinking of a way to get it off without her noticing, she made her first move and grabbed my hand. Life Sucks! ewww Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:27:17 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1083 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1083 Today, I was cooking up breakfast on a hotplate on top of my toilet, like I usually do. The eggs were coming up good, when all of a sudden my penis slipped out of my boxer shorts and flopped onto the hotplate. Life Sucks! ThePuddle Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:20:58 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1082 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1082 Today, my date's car got towed due to my advice - I told her it was okay to park there. Most expensive date ever...Life Sucks! pinkerton Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:48:05 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1081 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1081 Today, I went to lunch with a vegan friend, who thought I too was a staunch vegan. Starving, I ordered cold chicken breast with fries. She said, “How can you eat that?” I said, “I’ve never been an ‘according to Hoyle’ vegan: I don’t like card games and I do like chicken.” She walked out. Life sucks! ThePuddle Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:45:04 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1080 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1080 Today, I've gotten rejected by yet another guy. It took me months and months to get over my ex-boyfriend, who broke my heart and ruined my life. Finally, I met someone great who could make me forget him. Now, after 2 awesome times spent together...he's stopped calling. Life Sucks! TypicalMe Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:23:47 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1079 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1079 Today, I was thinking about how, as a teen, I had a vaginal discharge, a result of puberty for some girls. My mother used to take my panties and shove them into my friend's faces to show them what a pig I was to stain my panties in that way. Life Sucks! suckstress Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:22:04 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1078 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1078 Today, I lost my 14th job in two years for the same reason that I always get fired - Sleeping in and showing up late. I probably deserve it, but hey, I can't help it! Life Sucks! sleepyhead Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:32:52 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1076 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1076 Today, I robbed a store. Racing down the street, I saw a cop’s lights flashing behind me. Scared, I tried to turn, but ended up wrapping my car around a pole. Crawling from the wreckage, a cop pointed a gun at me, saying, “You’re lucky to be alive.” I said, “Let me think that one over.” Life sucks! ThePuddle Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:04:45 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1075 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1075 Today, I left work early because of a toothache, found a dentist who charges on a sliding scale (I'm poor), was accidentally scheduled on their lunch, and then 1 hour and 85 dollars later the dentist tells me, "Yeah, that tooth needs to come out. We can get you all fixed up on the next available appointment...in a month." Life Sucks! me Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:34:24 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1074 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1074 Today, I was driving in traffic with my puppy in my lap when I looked down and realized she had puked all over my dress and my car seat. I had to sit in it for 15 minutes before I could pull over and had nothing to clean it with so I had to spend the rest of the day with vomit on my dress and all over the front of my car. Life sucks! orangechickenorange Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:32:27 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1073 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1073 Today, I went to a bar and met a really cute guy. We had a nice conversation, until I turned around to leave and walked out of the bar...I realized just then that my skirt was tucked into my underwear. I don't think he'll call. Life Sucks! dumb princess Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:42:01 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1072 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1072 Today, the girl I have a crush on called me out of the blue. She asked me to hang out. I took her to dinner, and she asked if I wanted to chill at her place...I was too nervous to do much other than watch TV. Life Sucks! toonervous Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:21:44 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1071 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1071 Today, at my flight attendant job, I saw a man, clearly drunk, struggling with his armrest. I asked if he needed anything and he said a screwdriver. I brought him a Phillips-head, and he looked at me and said, "What would you have brought me if I had asked for a Bloody Mary, you half-wit?" Life Sucks! ThePuddle Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:20:53 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1070 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1070 Today, Charlotta and I tried to beat the heat wave with an Applebee’s eat wave and a garbage bag full of beer. After hours of eating and drinking, I lit a cigarette. One woman, piqued, gave me an ugly look and said, “If you can’t put down the cheesecake, at least put out the cigarette.” Life sucks! ThePuddle Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:28:32 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1069 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1069 Today, one of my friends was bringing me dinner so I went on a beer run for us. After making my purchase, I stepped right on a piece of metal on the sidewalk. The blood was copious and I had to sit on a stool at the beer store pouring peroxide on my heel. Now I have to get a tetanus shot. Life Sucks orangechickenorange Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:25:27 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1068 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1068 Today, I found some pork buried beneath my old baseball equipment in my backyard. So I ate the pork, nescient of its age and state. Needless to say, I vomited for 9 straight hours. The retching became so violent that my wife Charlotta had to duct-tape me to my Laz-E-Boy lifestyle unit. Life sucks! ThePuddle Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:52:55 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1067 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1067 Today, I was riding my bike when I saw this gorgeous girl. I tried to slow down to look at her when my wheel hit a dead pigeon on the road and I wiped out. The force of the bike threw the squashed bird up in the air and right after I fell on the road, it fell on me. She stopped to help but I guess decided not to when she saw I was covered in pigeon guts. She ran away and I'll probably get bird flu. Life Sucks! birdbrain Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:41:42 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1066 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1066 Today, I was on my way to work. I was walking down the steps of the subway, and tripped, cutting my leg and ripping my pants. Nobody asked if I was all right and everyone just stepped around and over me. When I got up, I got pushed onto the train by the crowd. I am at work with bloody, torn pants. Life Sucks! soccer Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:16:16 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1065 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1065 Today, I haven't seen my boyfriend in over a month, and it's the day before I leave to visit him for a week. I a) got my period a week early and b) Went to the doc and found that what I thought was poison ivy on my armpit is actually an infection caused my razor-and was told not shave my pits for the next 2 weeks. Life Sucks! thisisme Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:17:54 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1064 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1064 Today, I was walking my dog and he took a crap on the sidewalk. I had run out of plastic bags but it was only one turd so I figured, okay I'll just sneak away and not tell anyone. On my way back home I wasn't paying attention and stepped in something. I looked down to see what it was - I'm sure you can guess. I know I deserved it but still...Life Sucks! orangechickenorange Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:12:38 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1063 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1063 Today, I overdosed on crazy glue. I fell asleep with 3 tubes in my mouth & passed out w/ my mouth glued shut. I was rushed to the hospital and had my lips pried open w/ a chisel & ball-peen hammer. When I woke up, the Doc said, "Son, are you hooked on crazy glue?" I said, "No. I'm stuck." Life sucks ThePuddle Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:50:51 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1062 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1062 Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I invited all her friends to her place as part of a surprise party. Around 8PM, her door opened and we heard a man’s voice, “I want you so bad right now.” My girlfriend said, “we’re going to celebrate just the two of us, that bastard forgot my birthday and went to go watch football with his buddies.” Life Sucks! not a bastard Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:07:09 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1061 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1061 Today, I had to masturbate a pig for insemination as part of my studies at vet school. I’m 19 and I’ve never touched a man in this way…Life Sucks! anonymous Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:06:53 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1060 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1060 Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When we changed positions, he yelled out, “Go go Power Rangers!” Life Sucks! Geekster Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:06:52 -0400 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1059 http://www.life-hard.com/comments/1059