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Today, I'm getting more and more frustrated about this problem: I was with a girl for 5 years and never had problems with sex. After breaking up with her 5 months ago, every new girl I try and hook up with ends up being disappointed. For some reason, when its time to have sex, my "peter" decides it doesn't want to work. I am only 25 years old. Life Sucks.
Today, I haven't seen my boyfriend in over a month, and it's the day before I leave to visit him for a week. I a) got my period a week early and b) Went to the doc and found that what I thought was poison ivy on my armpit is actually an infection caused my razor-and was told not shave my pits for the next 2 weeks. Life Sucks!
Today, I had to masturbate a pig for insemination as part of my studies at vet school. I’m 19 and I’ve never touched a man in this way…Life Sucks!
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When we changed positions, he yelled out, “Go go Power Rangers!” Life Sucks!
Today, I was hanging out with my girlfriend in her parents’ kitchen, and she told me she had to go take a shower. 5 minutes later, I wanted to surprise her, so I took my clothes off and opened the curtain. Surprise! Her mother was in the shower; my girlfriend was waiting in her room. Life Sucks!
Today, I got a call from my mother, who asked me if I could bring her a porno film that she could watch with my stepdad. Life Sucks!
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Today, I just had my 45th birthday – and I’m still a virgin. Life Sucks!
Today, well, really last night, I was in bed with my girlfriend. We were going at it like rabbits, and, as she came she yelled “Oh yes! Peter! Keep going!” My name is Kevin. Life Sucks!
