Your life sucks? Say it!

Today, it's raining and I was just out walking my dog. A taxi came up and moved over on purpose to drive through a huge puddle near the curb, soaking me from my hair to my shoes. I wonder what diseases you can get from street-water in your eyes? Life Sucks!

Today, I went to a bar and met a really cute guy. We had a nice conversation, until I turned around to leave and walked out of the bar...I realized just then that my skirt was tucked into my underwear. I don't think he'll call. Life Sucks!

Today, I was walking my dog and he took a crap on the sidewalk. I had run out of plastic bags but it was only one turd so I figured, okay I'll just sneak away and not tell anyone. On my way back home I wasn't paying attention and stepped in something. I looked down to see what it was - I'm sure you can guess. I know I deserved it but still...Life Sucks!

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around, and my techie boyfriend thought it would be funny to say, “open your USB ports, here comes my memory stick!” Life Sucks!

Today, my real estate agent came to look at the house. He opened the door to my bedroom and I was in there…jerking off. Life Sucks!

Today, I was so stressed out, that I made the wrong choice. Instead of putting in my son's bag the prepared meal in the fridge, I took the first bag coming out, raw meat. He's gone for two days and he is five years old. Life sucks!

Today, I get into the subway and start staring at a really very smart guy. I was still staring at him until the next stop, when the doors, against which I was standing, posing, got open and made me fall. Out of the subway. Life sucks!

Today, I shook up my friend's can of soda to play a trick on him. I didn't see that it was already open. Life Sucks!