Reminder: Every submission must start with «Today,» and end with «Life sucks!»
Tell everyone how much your life sucks!
- - Tell the world your story about why your life sucks.
- - Make what you submit amusing and not terribly offensive.
- - Keep it relatively brief, keep it simple and easy to follow.
- - Take the time to reread what you've written. Try to make it readable.
- - Submissions are, of course, anonymous, and clearly we aren't going to check for accuracy.