Ranking: Submissions ranked according to votes for "You Deserve It!"
Today, my girlfriend surprised me by coming home early. I had just enough time to get my "mistress" into the elevator without my girlfriend knowing...until she grabbed my wang and felt the condom still on it. Life Sucks!
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Today, I told my dad that I was gay. He asked, "Are you sure?" I said, "Yes. I've been sleeping with men for the past three years and I enjoy it." His response was, "Well, just remember: It's not queer if you don't talk about it." Life Sucks!
Today, my best friend told me he has an STD. Now I guess I have to tell him I slept with his girlfriend 3 days ago. Life Sucks!
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When we changed positions, he yelled out, “Go go Power Rangers!” Life Sucks!
Today, I'm getting more and more frustrated about this problem: I was with a girl for 5 years and never had problems with sex. After breaking up with her 5 months ago, every new girl I try and hook up with ends up being disappointed. For some reason, when its time to have sex, my "peter" decides it doesn't want to work. I am only 25 years old. Life Sucks.
Today, I tried to convince my girlfriend yet again that a threesome might be a fun idea. She finally got me to stop with that idea when she said that maybe I'd better work on being able to please one partner before trying to take on multiple ones. Life Sucks!
Today, I had to masturbate a pig for insemination as part of my studies at vet school. I’m 19 and I’ve never touched a man in this way…Life Sucks!
Today, we had a family dinner at our house. As soon as I saw my 17-year-old cousin, I had a burning desire to go masturbate. I went into my parents' room since no one was in there. Unfortunately, my little sister's baby monitor was on and everyone heard the whole thing. Life Sucks!
