Your life sucks? Say it!

Today, I was walking my dog and he took a crap on the sidewalk. I had run out of plastic bags but it was only one turd so I figured, okay I'll just sneak away and not tell anyone. On my way back home I wasn't paying attention and stepped in something. I looked down to see what it was - I'm sure you can guess. I know I deserved it but still...Life Sucks!

Today, I was in the subway. A girl who looked about 22 was sitting on front of me wearing a white miniskirt that was a little see-through. I decided to pretend to play around with my cell phone to take a picture up her skirt. I forgot the flash was on. Life Sucks!

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, who's completely in love with me, to go out with another, prettier girl. This girl's moving 500 miles away in a week. Life Sucks!

Today, I shook up my friend's can of soda to play a trick on him. I didn't see that it was already open. Life Sucks!

Today, it's raining and I was just out walking my dog. A taxi came up and moved over on purpose to drive through a huge puddle near the curb, soaking me from my hair to my shoes. I wonder what diseases you can get from street-water in your eyes? Life Sucks!

Today, I was making fun of my friend while taking a bowl of spaghetti out of the microwave. I was laughing so hard at him that I shook the bowl and the spaghetti went everywhere, burning my entire front. I know, I totally deserved it, but...Life Sucks!

Today, while riding my bike in the street, I ran a red light and this guy yelled at me "When the light's red, that means stop!" I told him, "What, you're some kinda plainclothes cop, is that it, you bastard?" Him: "Yeah. And now you're getting off your bike, right now." Life Sucks!

Today, I went to a bar and met a really cute guy. We had a nice conversation, until I turned around to leave and walked out of the bar...I realized just then that my skirt was tucked into my underwear. I don't think he'll call. Life Sucks!